this

is the funniest thing everrr!!! :) okok, maybe just for an optom student...and its so well done *thumbs up* he actually does sound good. comparatively la.

the glaucoma suspect song (to justin timberlake's my love) is really funny :)and im actually remembering stuff!

incidentally, my patient today was diagnosed with glaucoma. haha.

lyrics!
...........................................................
Verse
I could see your optic nerve clearly
I saw prepapillary atrophy
Then I started judging your C/D
And I noticed some assymetry

Then I didn't know what to do
So, I judged the neural rim tissue
It looked pink and it was well perfused
But the cup was looking really huge

Chorus
Do I need to give you Xalatan
Or maybe another Prostaglandin
Will that make your field loss stop
Or do I need to add on some Cosopt

Will you be compliant?
Come on, let's try it
Please be reliant.
No, don't be defiant
Cause you're a suspect of glaucoma
Glaucoma
Glaucoma
I'm afraid you're a suspect of glaucoma

Verse
Then I preformed Goldman Tonometry
Cause I need to know the IOP
I was shocked when it was 33
I guess I need to do pachymetry

Corneal thickness was at 504
That pressure worried me even more
I need a visual field acuity
So I can assess the periphery

rap (i tried to figure this out):
cups kinda big
here we go once again
we gonna try to treat u with some xalatan
listen baby i dont wanna ruin ur plans
but if u got big cups be compliant if you can
cos you can go real blind if ur pressure's quite high
wanna come to me i can check ur eyes
u dont really wanna let the chance go by
cos u can loose vision in both ur eyes
high IOP dont ask me why
prolly cos u dont comply
hey u call me the ??? (why?)
simply cos i fix ur eyes
i hate it when u cancel ur appointment
so u can't go lie
im patient but i aint gonna try
u dont come i aint gon' die
hold up whatchu mean u can't come at 5
call ur house everytime no reply <---love this line its so singlish!
say u wanna see but u know that's a lie
baby u can decide if u wanna go blind
ain't no lie ????
cos of ur race i swear its real
old age, bad race
get the precription filled
just get the drops and not the pills
................................................
LOL :):):)
my patient was boring tho. his IOP was normal, optic nerves normal, visual fields normal... no dramas... zzzzz but i saw peripapillary atrophy too! hehe.

ok i shall STOP being a nerd and study.

hmm...

// posted by diana at 9:41 PM :: 2 comments