why i'm so retarded.
why i'm so retarded.
why i'm so retarded.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Riight. Just when i thought i had outgrown scaring myself with my own vivid imagination, i did it again last night! it might have had something to do with watching steven spielberg's taken before i slept. why oh why did i have to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
i was just going crazy!!! i thought there was an alien hiding in the darkness of my half opened closet and since i have to walk pass my closet to get to my bedroom door, i was half prepared to pee in my pants. :x but anyway, i gathered all the courage i had and quickly ran to the light swich and quickly flicked it on (daph groans at me irritatedly at this point), opened the bedroom door, quickly swung around and flicked on the light in the dining area and then ran to the toilet. phew safe and sound.
BUT! while i was doing whatever i was doing, i looked up and saw the washing machine and thought," wow! now i know why cheryl thinks sadakos come out of washing machines...toploaders really do resemble wells!" And then, i imagined sadako's long hair and what not...i tell you, if not for the fact that i thought to myself "c'mon diana! u have scarier hair!", my heart would have failed!!! harghhh... so anyway i did whatever i had to do in record time and then turned on the tap to wash me hands. AND THEN i remembered another one of cheryl's theories-that sadako travels by water and i imagined small little sadakos flowing out of the tap. i was so so so scared.
I quickly ran back to my room and immediately found safety under my covers. but it wasn't over... i felt the magazine models on my wall staring at me with glowing eyes just like undercover sith lord, chancellor palpatine's.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was just going crazy!!! i thought there was an alien hiding in the darkness of my half opened closet and since i have to walk pass my closet to get to my bedroom door, i was half prepared to pee in my pants. :x but anyway, i gathered all the courage i had and quickly ran to the light swich and quickly flicked it on (daph groans at me irritatedly at this point), opened the bedroom door, quickly swung around and flicked on the light in the dining area and then ran to the toilet. phew safe and sound.
BUT! while i was doing whatever i was doing, i looked up and saw the washing machine and thought," wow! now i know why cheryl thinks sadakos come out of washing machines...toploaders really do resemble wells!" And then, i imagined sadako's long hair and what not...i tell you, if not for the fact that i thought to myself "c'mon diana! u have scarier hair!", my heart would have failed!!! harghhh... so anyway i did whatever i had to do in record time and then turned on the tap to wash me hands. AND THEN i remembered another one of cheryl's theories-that sadako travels by water and i imagined small little sadakos flowing out of the tap. i was so so so scared.
I quickly ran back to my room and immediately found safety under my covers. but it wasn't over... i felt the magazine models on my wall staring at me with glowing eyes just like undercover sith lord, chancellor palpatine's.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
// posted by diana at 9:34 PM :: 1 comments