I was watching that cadbury ad, you know the one where the little kid is at the cinema with his family and then another guy with a gigantamous chocolaty afro hairdo sits in front of the little boy and blocks his view so he resorts to eating the guy's hair so that he can see the screen.

and that got me thinking.

if the whole world was made of chocolate:

going to the hairdresser's would mean having to melt a whole pile of chocolate down and reshaping it.

the same goes for plastic surgery.

hey, you could even do it yourself.

and since the whole world is made of chocolate, the only thing you would eat is chocolate!

but that would mean you'd put on a tonne of weight.

but THEN AGAIN, you ARE made of chocolate so losing weight would mean eating yourself (i.e. eating more chocolate!)

the teacher would actually believe you if you told her that your dog ate your homework.

having mutations in your genes would probably mean that you have raisins/nuts/peppermint/caramel in you (Which will only make you more tasty!)

performing sexual favours probably wont be so bad (hahaha. that didn't come from me.)

but oh dear, all clothes and accessories would be kinda boring and dull. :(

and... there would still be racism between the whites, the milks and the darks.

:( can anything EVER be perfect on this Earth?

// posted by diana at 10:11 PM :: 1 comments